Tuesday, February 3, 2009


Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich. Would you buy a used car from this man? How about a #%*&!@! senate seat? By the way, he doesn't know what happened to your kittens.

We always suspected something was wrong with Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich's hair. We had assumed his toupee was wearing a toupee. We had no idea it was alive. As for the man himself, let's withhold our judgment; under our system of law he is innocent until proven brazenly corrupt--and that shouldn't take too long.

Since his impeachment, Blago has been making the rounds of talk shows, ostensibly to plead his case before the American people but really to remove his last shred of dignity before disappearing forever into the dustbin of history.

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