ONE, TWO, TRES, QUATRO!

Let's not be L-Seven!

It's Sam the Sham and The Pharaohs! These Texans in turbans, led by Domingo "Sam" Samudio from Dallas, burned this killer riff into a million dance floors back in 1965. Maybe you don't get it. Sure, it's not logical, the words don't make sense -- but you're not exactly George Will, right? Loosen your bow tie, kick back, and feel the music. Wooly Bully.

One, two, tres, quatro...

Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw.
Had two big horns and a wooly jaw.
Wooly bully, wooly bully.
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.
Hatty told Matty, "Let's don't take no chance.
Let's not be L-seven, come and learn to dance."