We're getting awfully close to Thanksgiving and this old bird is getting nervous. Shielded by Bush tax cuts, this upper crust turkey has squeaked by for years untouched--but the crowd has never been this hungry. The peasants are sharpening their axes. Wait, this just in: our dapper turkey has been spared again--this time by Democrats. The old bird is safe, for now. Once again, there will be no axes for the top 2%. In related news, America is buying stockpiles of cranberry jelly.
For some dysfunctional holiday fun, don't miss our rollicking tale of Thanksgiving with the family here. Have a happy holiday!