Saturday, October 13, 2007
ASK THE SOPRANOS
Let's flirt with stereotypes and ask America's favorite EYE-talian family about their favorite food.
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A related scene from the Sopranos; Paulie Walnuts and Big Pussy at a Starbucks.
Paulie Walnuts: How did we miss out on this?
Big Pussy: What?
Paulie Walnuts: F****n' expresso, cappuccino. We invented this s**t and all these other c*********s are gettin' rich off it.
Big Pussy: Yeah, isn't it amazing?
Paulie Walnuts: And it's not just the money. It's a pride thing. All our food: pizza, calzone, buffalo moozarell', olive oil. These f***s had nothin'. They ate pootsie before we gave them the gift of our cuisine. But this, this is the worst. This espresso s**t.
Big Pussy: Take it easy.