While we're busy chronicling the collapse of Western Civilization, roving gangs of Santas are drinking, brawling, and committing acts of what they call "Santarchy." The movement is nationwide. I narrowly avoided a throng of these drinkers in cheap Santa suits this weekend, and while I was dutifully Christmas shopping they were dodging traffic, singing songs, and pub-crawling up and down the street. Is this for real? Is there really such a thing? Yes, Virginia, there is a Santarchy.
For more info on Santarchy, check this